How to be a vampire
How to be happy
How to be anorexic
How to be a good kisser
How to be a ninja
How to be annoying
How to be good at Halo 3
How to be sexy
How to be a model
How to be a cannibal
How to be a cat breeder
How to be just friends with your ex
How to be suicidal
How to be a pharmacist
How to be a police officer
How to be a terrorist for Halloween
How to be a terminator
How to be president
How to be present
How to be popular
How to be very very popular
How to be a good girlfriend
How to be a player
How to be a spy
How to be a member of the KKK
How to be a member of mensa
How to be US citizen
How to be a gangster
How to be fun around girls
How to be an assassin
How to be a good Christian
How to be Japanese
How to be an extra in a movie
How to be thin
How to be the life of the party
How to be scene
How to be taller
How to be a hacker
How to be black
How to be badass
How to be like James Bond
How to be cool in high school
How to be wanted
How to be different
 
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2 Comments for Things You Can Learn How To Be (by doing a search on the Internet)

Jenny

Not entirely sure if we’re meant to be reviewing the poem itself, as you say "Feature", but there’s nothing else here that I can see in the "Feature", but the poem!

"List" poems can go either way: trite or profound, depending on what is listed, and how the items are juxtaposed. This definitely leans towards the profound, with a pinch of humour thrown in. I found myself wondering which websites the poet had visited, to "learn how to be" whatever…

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aiko

Aww cool! Thanks for commenting!

I just used Google — when you start typing ‘how to be…’ into the google search, it tries to auto-complete what you are searching for (or predict what you want) — and these are what actually started coming up! They’re all things people have actually apparently been searching for. ‘How to be a vampire’ was number one! (Try it yourself! It’s nuts!)

I was shocked and intrigued at all the wild things people have searched for.. some hilarious, some scary, some just sad. Overall an interesting look into other people’s psyche, I thought.

(Also, list poems are better aloud I think.)

always,
aiko

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